This time in a different way.  I normally go out on Tuesdays with my mate here’s the mail I got from him.  Some Hints, Mandy = Wife, Lee=Oldest Son.

If (!Cream Crackered)
    If (Lee goin out)
            If (Mark Sitting)
                        Mandy = Wendys
                        If (You want)
                                    Poker = my house
                        Else
                                    Telly = On
            Else
                        Mandy = Home
                        Poker = Your House
    Else
            Mandy = Wendys
            Poker = Your house
Else
            Beer++
            Telly++
            Slob++

It just amused me.  I thought Slob++ was particularly funny.